Source: billhitchert
when van gogh was out painting in a field some kids shot him by mistake while they were playing with their dad’s shotgun but he told everyone he shot himself so they wouldn’t get in trouble and then he DIED and for a long time everyone thought it was suicide but it wasn’t a suicide he was just trying to help the kids that’s the saddest thing in the world im gonna throw up
(via haythamkenwayss)
Source: allmymetaphors
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we’re proud of himSource: jonpedestrian
Source: sachiwana
where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
omg
(via somegirlwholikesfood)
I spy with my little eye a deep emotional issue that will probably develop into a drinking problem in my near future
I may have just found my new favorite swear phrase.
(via erynskinner)
Source: brothersintheimpala
switching on your computer before you make yourself food so by the time you come back your computer is turned on and waiting for you like a naked lover
(via somegirlwholikesfood)
Source: bigbardafree
Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.
(via loving-alaska)
Source: exceptional-y
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